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Nintendo 3DS: Nintendo Says Don’t Use The Nintendo 3DS As A Weapon Or Sit On It

Do not look into the death laser we put on the back.
Do not try to print one out. It will melt.
Do not use as a solar panel.
It’s not a Wii Remote, so stop comically knocking stuff over with it.
Do not let your baby use telekinesis to balance it on the edge of a table.
Do not try to unlock it as there is no keyhole.
Do not sit on it, especially if you have a square tumor in your ass.